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The Cheapest Babysitter

Teachers’ hefty salaries are driving up taxes, and they only work 9 or 10 months a year! It’s time we put things in perspective and pay them for what they do … babysit! We can get that for minimum wage. That’s right. Let’s give them $3.00 an hour and only the hours they worked; not any of that silly planning time or any time they spend before or after school. That would be $19.5…………0 a d…ay…(7:45 to 3:00 with 45 min. off for lunch and planning. That equals 6 1/2 hours). Each parent should pay $19.50 a day for these teachers to babysit their children. Now, how many students do they teach in a day… maybe 30? So that’s $19.50 x 30 = $585.00 a day. However, remember they only work 180 days a year! I’m not going to pay them for any vacations. LET’S SEE … That’s $585 X 180 = $105,300 per year. Hold on! My calculator needs new batteries. What about those special education teachers and the ones with Masters degrees ? Well, we could pay them minimum wage ($7.75), and just to be fair, round it off to $8.00 an hour. That would be $8 X 6 1/2 hours X 30 children X 180 days = $280,800 per year. Wait a minute —there’s something wrong here! There sure is! The average teacher’s salary (nation wide) is $50,000. $50,000/180 days = $277.77/per day/30 students = $9.25/6.5 hours = $1.42 per hour per student —a very inexpensive baby sitter and they even EDUCATE your kids!! WHAT A DEAL!! Make a teacher smile, re-post this to show appreciation for all educators.

Through all the stupid words, the fiction and the facts, ill throw them all away, then I’ll fight to get them back. Through all the heartache, and all the mistakes, there’s one thing for sure…we’re all searching for love. – Mark Harrod
How to Clear a Blocked Nose

Did you know your body has a natural mechanism for clearing your nose.

Push your tongue against the top of your mouth and place a finger between your eyebrows and apply pressure. Hold it for about 20 seconds and your sinuses will begin to drain

Nothing is impossible. The word itself says ‘I’m possible’. – Audrey Hepburn
The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be and that God wishes to see people happy, amidst the simple beauty of nature. Anne Frank


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